Going with our pirate birthday party, ive come across some pirate jokes to share. Im hoping to include them in the party somehow.
Q: What’s a Pirate’s favorite movie?
Q: Why dont pirates make good life guards?
A: Arrr! Me heartie!
Q: why are pirates so sexy?
A: they just ARRRRRR
Q: what is a pirate’s favorire restaraunt?
Q: What’s a Pirates Favorite Street?
Q: what’s a pirate’s favorite type of movie?
A: one that’s rated aRRRR
Q: what is a pirates favorite study subject?
Q: What do pirates throw over the side of their ship?
Q: Why couldnt the pirates play cards?
A: The captain was standing on the deck!
Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
A: 8 Pirates!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite author?
A: J Arrg Arrg Tolkien!
Q: How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?
A: Because it was on sail
Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
Q: Where do pirates keep their weapons?
A: In an arrrrrrrsenal
Q: Why are pirtates pirates?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARRRRR!!
Q: what did the pirate say when they reached the north pole?
A: Shiver me timber!
Q: How do pirates cook their food?
A: with laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!
Q: Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
A: He had a killer left hook!
Q: What animal ate the pirate’s hand?
A: An aligatARRRRR!
Q: What do pirates make their shirts out of?
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Q: What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
vA: A nervous wreck!
Q: Whats the best rule of spelling Pirates?
A: Don’t forget the ARRR!
Q: Why did the pirate cross the island?
A: To get to the other TIDE!
Q: What is the name of the pirate tax office?
A: The Aye. Arrr. S!
Q: Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
A: He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite color?
Q: What do you call a pirate who can’t conduct a decent raid?
A: The pillage idiot
Q: Why are pirates always looking for treasure?
A: Because they ARRR needing money for rum!
There are tons more, im just out of time! Hope you enjoyed the cheesy pirate jokes!