Going with our pirate birthday party, ive come across some pirate jokes to share. Im hoping to include them in the party somehow.

Q: what is a pirates wife name

A: peg

Q: What’s a Pirate’s favorite movie?

A: ARRrrrmageddon

Q: Why dont pirates make good life guards?

A: Arrr! Me heartie!

Q: why are pirates so sexy?

A: they just ARRRRRR

Q: what is a pirate’s favorire restaraunt?

A: arrrrbys

Q: What’s a Pirates Favorite Street?

A: ARRRlington!

Q: what’s a pirate’s favorite type of movie?

A: one that’s rated aRRRR

Q: what is a pirates favorite study subject?

A: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Q: What do pirates throw over the side of their ship?

A: G-AAAR-bage

Q: Why couldnt the pirates play cards?

A: The captain was standing on the deck!

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?

A: 8 Pirates!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite author?

A: J Arrg Arrg Tolkien!

Q: How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?

A: Because it was on sail

Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?


Q: Where do pirates keep their weapons?

A: In an arrrrrrrsenal

Q: Why are pirtates pirates?


Q: what did the pirate say when they reached the north pole?

A: Shiver me timber!

Q: How do pirates cook their food?

A: with laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!

Q: Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?

A: He had a killer left hook!

Q: What animal ate the pirate’s hand?

A: An aligatARRRRR!

Q: What do pirates make their shirts out of?


Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?

A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!

Q: What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?

vA: A nervous wreck!

Q: Whats the best rule of spelling Pirates?

A: Don’t forget the ARRR!

Q: Why did the pirate cross the island?

A: To get to the other TIDE!

Q: What is the name of the pirate tax office?

A: The Aye. Arrr. S!

Q: Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?

A: He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite color?

A: ARRRRrrrange!

Q: What do you call a pirate who can’t conduct a decent raid?

A: The pillage idiot

Q: Why are pirates always looking for treasure?

A: Because they ARRR needing money for rum!

There are tons more, im just out of time! Hope you enjoyed the cheesy pirate jokes!

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